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"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."

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why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

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'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
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animpalaoutofhell:

We’re just like Kevin Bacon!

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

OH LOOK ALL MY FAVORITE QUOTES

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"I don’t go to mythical places with strange men."

- Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)

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barackobotm:

prizes:

  • my friendship

how to win:

  • read this
  • you won
  • please don’t leave me 

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freakishlyawesomestuff:

A stunning high res photo of Saturn’s Moon Enceladus

you know you’re hungry when you scroll past this and then stop. and scroll back up and say “enchiladas?”

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sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

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ashtonxrwins:

ashtonxrwins:

My cat, Freddie often tends to go missing for a few days, but always comes back perfectly fine. This time, though, he came back limping, starving, and dehydrated.

He refuses to eat, even though he shows signs of clearly wanting the food we offer him (normal dry food, wet food, tuna, baby food, meat), and at first, he wouldn’t drink water either. We’ve been feeding him baby food with an eyedropper, but he dislikes that quite a bit, and it’s definitely not feeding him enough.

And now it seems to have gotten worse. He’s coughing every few minutes, and there seemed to be a bloody-looking mucus coming from his mouth earlier.

He needs to get to the vet, ASAP, but we don’t currently have the money to pay for a visit and treatment.

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Donate here, or PLEASE, PLEASE pass this around wherever and however you can.

I’d really like this to reach today, if it can. He needs to get to the vet as soon as possible.

UPDATE:

The vet has said that just the visit and x-rays alone will cost about $400, which only leaves us $100 to get him treated.

So, unfortunately, I’ve had to up the goal, and this time I’ve set it at $1200. Good news, we’re basically halfway there! Bad news, I really hate having to ask for more money.

I will be creating a completely new post to help spread this news, and please, please pass this along!

(AND TO ALL YOU RUDE PEOPLE APPARENTLY NOT CONCERNED WITH AN INNOCENT CAT GETTING BETTER, STOP FUCKING TELLING ME HE SHOULDN’T GO OUTSIDE TO BEGIN WITH)

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chachibieber:

it fucking blows my mind how almost 200k if not more people will sign a petition to kick justin bieber out of this country because they feel ‘unsafe’ with him living here but not even 70k people will sign a petition that stops cops from killing innocent black people on the streets like wow

https://www.change.org/petitions/president-barack-obama-please-enact-new-federal-laws-to-protect-citizens-from-police-violence-and-misconduct

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