confessions of an accidental exhibitionist

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Oh, Bruce Banner, your pants are so terrible. SO, so terrible. Are they burlap? Were they originally owned by a family of clowns? Were they cobbled together in the streets of 1800s England by orphans? Why, oh why, would you inflict actual physical pain to my eyeballs? Isn’t it horrible enough that you turn into a giant green ball of angry? Do you have to hurt the name of Fashion, too?

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It is so hard to read Avengers slash fanfic when my mom keeps coming over to look at a photo I was showing her earlier on my laptop.

HOW QUICK CAN YOU SWITCH TABS? HUH?

ludwig-weilschmidt:

hetaliaislove:

onac911:

Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party

MEN…WE DINE!

YOU ARE NOT A PIZZA ASKJDHDH

I love Hawkeye’s pining at the door.

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mimisaurus:

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einsteinonacid:

I really tried to capture his facial expression.

hahaha boy in outer space

maybe they just rub me wrong since they’re always explained by some pouty faced dude, but these posts always seem to roughly translate to,

“Dear girl, I know you must be insecure not because the world has told you a lot of specific instructions about how you have to dress and look a certain way in order to be happy and beautiful and to have people like you that is reflected and reinforced in all the tv and movies we watch, the magazines we buy, the commercials that air-

I know the real reason for your insecurity must be that not enough men have told you today that your face looks good no matter what you put on it.  Now you feel better, right?” 

BOY IN OUTER SPACE.

YES.

I DO WHAT I WANT.

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polkadotcummerbund:

so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out

 he’s roasting marshmallows

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1st GIF is your power



boneless girl?

3rd GIF is your reaction to your power/ability
EVERYBODY DANCE!

7th GIF is when you tell the public your identity


because i’m so awesome, i pretend to be rory williams?

12th GIF is when you meet Nick Fury



and Nick will never respect me.

15th GIF is when you agree to work with SHIELD


that is exactly how i’d react. yes.

25th GIF is meeting the other Avengers


yep. trufax.

29th GIF is your reaction to finding out about Asgard

also trufax

34th GIF is your training

because you should never let Boneless girl drive a bus.

40th GIF is when you learn about Loki

(the guy is loki, the girl is me = ACCURATE)

47th GIF is when you’re fighting in the city

I stop halfway through the fight to complain about how the enemy is ruining my outfit.

Last GIF is when you win

so accurate I don’t know what to do with myself.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

octopusowl:

Trust me. Listen.

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nerdswithvaginas:

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Can someone plz make a vid to Hunger Games using “Stayin’ Alive” omg plz.

anarmydoctor:





13/100 pictures of Martin Freeman





Is he…preparing for The Hobbit?

anarmydoctor:

13/100 pictures of Martin Freeman

Is he…preparing for The Hobbit?

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typette:

these are all so perfect, I have to reblog them. I wish I could wear these.

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moriartys-sonic-screwdriver:

proving a point to my mom.

also, im curious as to how much of the tumblr population writes

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